The secrets of being an idiot… (it’s not as easy as it may sound) Here comes a piece of advice from an expert…
I’m so sorry if I don’t rejoice in the fact that my anatomy is reason enough to all sorts of “bollocks” (and I don’t mean in a good way) both from men, women and anything in between…
I’m so sorry to bother your perfect life with my depression.
But to be honest, I find your extreme happiness just as annoying. Not to mention you arrogance.
So fuck you and good bye. Good luck having any friends when life strikes you one day.
And even if it never does, you will still remain an asshole. A happy asshole, but still an asshole.
I saw this on facebook and just had to share (made some changes of course)
Don’t get me wrong, I do believe a positive attitude is a good thing to have.
But if your house is on fire and your friends tell you stuff like that, then there is something wrong, in my opinion.
Talk to me about “my reaction” when shit happens and you have guaranteed yourself a kick in the nuts.
But don’t worry, you can always choose to react in a positive way to it 😉
(And no, I don’t care if you’ve been through the same shit yourself. You don’t get to tell other people how to react. Take your smugness somewhere else please!)
This is inspired by a person who actually openly admitted to me using that method. I don’t know what’s worse, being an asshole or actually admitting it as if it’s something to be proud of…