I know it’s hard to believe but this really happened…
I’m so sorry to bother your perfect life with my depression.
But to be honest, I find your extreme happiness just as annoying. Not to mention you arrogance.
So fuck you and good bye. Good luck having any friends when life strikes you one day.
And even if it never does, you will still remain an asshole. A happy asshole, but still an asshole.
Also known as SAD for obvious reasons… 😉