The secrets of being an idiot… (it’s not as easy as it may sound) Here comes a piece of advice from an expert…
… until you are a smug parent
Found this on facebook. Apparently, there are people who cannot see what’s wrong with this post.
I have some questions:
Cause lets face it, loving your own family is easy. Loving your friends is easy. It’s loving the rest of the world that’s the hard part. Try doing that and I will gladly admit that you know more about love than an average human being.
Until then. STFU and be grateful for you child. Cause nobody is promised tomorrow. Not even parents.
Don’t tell me “you are sorry about people who cannot have children” when you are obviously NOT SORRY AT ALL!
And if you are wondering why I’m often “mean” to parents in my blog. Well, it’s because of things like the above. I’m very nice to modest, respectful parents whenever I happen to meet them (it’s not so often)
Actually, I just got an idea. I will print this in small papers and every time someone expect me to be nice I will give them one of these and say “sorry, I can’t, I haven’t known love so I don’t know how…”
Do you think it will work?
I saw this on facebook and just had to share (made some changes of course)
Don’t get me wrong, I do believe a positive attitude is a good thing to have.
But if your house is on fire and your friends tell you stuff like that, then there is something wrong, in my opinion.
Talk to me about “my reaction” when shit happens and you have guaranteed yourself a kick in the nuts.
But don’t worry, you can always choose to react in a positive way to it 😉
(And no, I don’t care if you’ve been through the same shit yourself. You don’t get to tell other people how to react. Take your smugness somewhere else please!)
This is inspired by a person who actually openly admitted to me using that method. I don’t know what’s worse, being an asshole or actually admitting it as if it’s something to be proud of…