Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This shit happend before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening.
Atheism: No shit.
Buddism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won´t happen if i work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehova´s witness: Knock, knock, “shit happens”.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.