Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This shit happend before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening.
Atheism: No shit.
Buddism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won´t happen if i work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehova´s witness: Knock, knock, “shit happens”.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Today is midsummer in Sweden when people get to eat a lot of strange (and delicious) food, wear wreaths made of flowers (cute), dance around a pole (no sexual meaning there – I promise) and last but not least; drink until very drunk. Totally normal – it’s called culture 😉
person A: I’m confused about my identity, it’s so difficult, it’s all I ever think about and I feel like an outsider…
person B: Do you really have to identify yourself?
me: Obviously A has expressed a need to find his/hers identity, why are you telling him/her not to bother? Having an identity is very important!
person B: I didn’t tell them not to bother I only asked if it was necessary. I just wanted person A to know you can just be yourself.
What the fuck is the difference?? Can someone help me out here???
And what the heck does “just be yourself” mean? Are you less yourself if you want to have an identity?
I feel as if I’m on the planet of the apes here… Except my cat is more intelligent…